"Dave - isms"

The following is a small list of quotes from David Wagner... we're sharing them with you because most of them are pretty darn funny.

  • ok... i am going to sit down... i am getting tired standing on this soap box
  • I refuse to know people's complete sentences
  • Owning your own business is a lot more than what your product or service is
  • I strive to accomplish the impossible in the face of impassability.
  • I don't demand the impossible, I demand the inevitable!
  • If you can tell me who the bass player is I'll give you nothing.

 

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